Episode 5 – Turning the bachelor into bad girls club

So much drama this episode, but we shall not lose focus, and I will TRY to remain “sharp eyed” through it all!!

At the mansion:

#TeamDon’t from Emily’s Season: Jef, Arie & Michael Nance get to welcome Selma to their hoodie club and they could not be more excited.

The Bachelor Season 17 moves to Whitefish, Montana.  Finally, a trip!  The ladies try to contain their non-excitement; by showing us they can all fake smile really well.  At this point I have no idea who to trust and who is there for the right reasons.  Maybe they just have a really bad case of cabin fever!!!  Catherine is particularly excited about Catherine + Sean + Montana=love

But when Chris Harrison tells them they only have an hour to pack their bags and get to the airport, Lindsay starts bawling about how she’s going fit that wedding dress in her bag.  So she decides to wear it again, hoping no one will notice.  I have no evidence of this, but I know it happened, since it’s the only logical thing.

The ladies pack their one bag and meet up with Sean in Montana.  Sean went ahead of the girls and did some tanning to match his new hair cut, all during the time it took for those ladies to get packed up.  They only had one hour?  I’m not buying it.

And now drum ROLLS please, because Episode 5 means: a one-on-one date, group date AND *more drums* the dreadful two-on-one date. *add intense music*  Except everyone in the room is still pretty much smiling because Chris Harrison is that cute.

On the move to Montana:

That convertible vehicle bringing them to White Fish is also something else.  I loved it.

When arriving to the lodge, Tierra realizes that she’ll have to be doing more than just squashing some bugs this week, because these girls are not right for Sean.

“It’s so exciting to, like, smell the fresh air.”  

 Because Montana is all my dreams come true.  Bless your heart Selma.  You and I have some traveling we need to get done ASAP.

Robyn is wearing the same warm orange & brown chevron shirt that she has worn in the previous 2 episodes.  She either really likes it, or the baggage guy left with her clothes instead of Amanda’s last week.  I happen to really like it and would like to know where it’s from.  So I asked her.  It's from Rip Curl and it's not available anymore.  I'm now secretly hating on her. (secretly though)

Date card

As much as Tierrable thought she deserved that solo date with Sean, wait... did she say deserve?  What the heck is “deserving a date”???  The jury is still out on that one, so the date went to Lindsay.  Maybe she deserved it more because she’s a brat...  An army brat mind you.  Although I start questioning if she knows much of anything when she says: “Is that a helicopter y’all.” I don’t think she’s knows much of anything.  So I’m glad she went on this ride and had a chance to figure out what a HELICOPTER was.  Bless her bratty heart. 

Everyone had to wear the same shirt this episode to test the viewers if we knew the girls name.  Well done ABC.  There are only some slight color variations...  Lindsay went with black.  

Glacier National Park looks like a place I’d like to visit.  The view was breathtaking.  The date was full of kisses, romantic scenery and some wine.  Hearts were soaring, but then Seanie realizes this is Montana and it’s freezing cold!  So they find some random fire place to have a GENUINE chat.  Are they sponsored by Miller?

Lindsay is still wondering what brought her there so that helicopter ride still didn’t register.  It’s too bad...  Now I’m sure they are sponsored by Miller, because it seems like Lindsay had a few to carry on the conversation to follow.  She tells Sean about “the difficulties growing up as an Army brat” and I kindda feel bad for her here, and it’s tough to make fun of people you like.  But I cannot focus on this conversation because she says “adolescent” twice AND in the same breath as having babies.  I’m so confused!  No one should use the word adolescent, unless they want one to think of puberty and loosing complete focus on everything that makes sense.  Sean is totally aware that it must be scary saying “adolescent” twice on National TV so he starts making out with her.  And maybe I’m the brat, but she gets the rose.  Because they are jelly together.

Back at the lodge

The girls are hanging out around the house & the group date card arrived. Whoever's name wasn't on the card, would be on the two-on-one.   So looks like Tierra will be on the dreaded 2 on 1 date and I’m so not suprise.  Great drama producers!!!  But Jackie?  I’m a little sad for her.  Surprisingly, Tierra was all smiles about it. Tierra is as happy as a bubble bee filled with honey y’all.  I think she’s just trying to mess with Jackie and she’s freaking out inside that bubble bee.

Lindsay & Sean - evening 

So Lindsay almost went home the first night and now Sean is glad she didn’t because they got to drink beer and we got to see none of their date because Miller has since pulled their support from the show.  And all of a sudden it’s night time and there’s a fire and some more kissing and V-neck wearing, along with a Sarah Darling (http://www.sarahdarling.com/) concert and most of the people of Whitefish.  She sings about how she wants to be our cigarette and something in me just lights up.

Now even though they keep reusing this date over and over again, Lindsay is like: “It doesn’t get any better” and I just want to shout: “shoot a bit higher next time” because honestly I’m bored of this date...  Maybe she could have gone for the longest kiss AGAIN or something, since this show is really into dates repeating themselves.  But then she jumped Sean and said she was really into on him.  It’s best to save this stuff for the overnight girl. 

Group Date:
The ladies join Sean for their group date, which was a wilderness relay race. The 8 women were split into 2 teams of 4 and so far it looks like an animal butchering challenge combined with an eating challenge.  CHUG CHUG CHUG.  If I ever stoop to doing a relay race for someone's affection please shoot me. 

Selma is confident they will win because she wants time with her man.  She’s obviously my favorite (I’m not gonna lie), but how is she going to win this challenge???  It starts off with a canoe race, then buck hay, then saw through a log, then milk a goat, and last, but certainly not least, drink the goat's milk, which Des will gladly chug if it means more time with Sean.

Although they were late from the start, the red team (Selma, Desiree, Sarah and Robyn) finished first, after Desiree chugs some warm goat milk and has it come out her nose.  This means the other girls had to head back home while these four got extra time with Sean.

At least, that's what they thought. Sean didn't feel right having the other four ladies leave, so he sends his maid servant a.k.a. Chris Harrison back to the lodge to invite them to the night date as well.  

Side note: Tierra is writing about her Bachelor memoir.   How sweet, right? 

The other team is seeing red, err, I mean the red time is mad.  But “Sending you home didn’t feel good. Please join me at the party tonight.” If I were Des, I would be PISSING that goat’s milk right now.  ALL THAT GOAT MILK, you guys.   

We can however guess that he wanted to spend time with those girls (for whatever reason), because 4 girls just ain’t enough.  And it’s fair to say there probably is 1 or 2 girls he was sad not to spend the night with.  And AshLee is convinced it’s her.  What I don’t understand, is if you’re going to bend the rules, why not just add an extra 1 on 1 date?  Just saying.

“A lumberjack challenge cannot determine who I spend time with.” Yep, Sean just said that. 


When Selma gets angry you all, Selma gets angry.  Because not every thing in her world is roses. And right now it’s not rose.



But Tierra is upset too!  So she steals a blue lumberjack shirt and trespass over to the party.  She sneaks up on Sean in his interview and for once, he doesn’t sound stoked to see her.  GREAT! 

“I was happy to see her but I had no idea why she was there.” We didn’t either Sean.  Maybe for you?  Just a guess.  The fact that she stole somebody’s VULNERABLE shirt to “blend in” even though the girls all put on normal clothes was the best part.  She does feel good about the whole thing though, saying: “I feel like I got a head start on the two-on-one date”.  

“I worry about Tierra,” Sean says. Yeah, no kidding!  Us too.  Especially when she says things like: “I’m a real person as opposed to all the other 2 on 1 dates ever before.  I always listen to my gut, because then I know when to go to the bathroom.”  Yet is it just me but she seems a tad constipated?

Sean steals Des and right as she’s saying how glad she is to finally have some time with him, Ash barges in.  NO :(  I love me some Des time right about now.  AshLee looks sweet a buble bee, but she’s got herself a stinger and a plan y’all and it’s winning this man.  I bet you she has a folder all neatly organized and color coded about different methods to steal a man away from a women on a group date.

Back at the house

Tierra has returned. Chris Harrison photocopied his old note “Two women, one rose. One stays, one goes.” And Lindsay reads it as if it has never happened before.   

Back to the group date

“I love being with Catherine” Seany says as he carries her off to tell her he’s not “worried about her” because he can just sweep her off her feet easily.  And frolic.  Mostly frolic.  And kiss.

Daniella is crying because she’s wearing the cutest dress yet she hasn’t had time with him yet.  And she hates it that other girls are sitting on him and him sitting on them.  Well mostly just the girls on him.  She doesn’t look at Sean as she says “it’s hard to see the other girls connect with you.”  This guy is good though, because he’s like: “I love being with you. I love having fun with you (and all the other girls).  So please don’t cry.  I hate when girls cry.  Would a rose make you feel like I’m not just keeping you around because I have a show to make?”  Priceless.  #winning

After getting a kiss however, she feels like all that is so nice.  

Ouch, red team. That hurts like a thorn huh?  Take that.

I feel like the only person who got action on this date was the goat

2 on 1 date:

The next day, Tierra and Jackie saddled up for their horseback riding date with Sean.  He announces that he will be looking for different things with both of the girls.  Ok but what?  Who can ride a horse best???  

Seems like a Tierrable idea, until Sean pulls up on a horse and not a donkey.  And wearing pants instead of a kilt!  What a nice upgrade from his season.  You can tell he’s calling the shots!

 

This date immediately becomes a “blistering competition”, without the blister on your feet.  This is horse riding so use your imagination.  Hopefully the horses break the tension that this date brings.

During their one-on-one time, Jackie decided to let Sean know that Tierra wasn't being genuine and even flirted with some "cute guy" at the airport.  This is the first time we actually hear of an actual reason why Tierra is the bad girl of this season.  We all thought that was going to be the deal breaker, but there is still food to be had guys.  So I hope Tierra enjoys her last meal.  Sometimes I get scared because I have the biggest heart and I hope she’s not reading this. 

Hail Mary or hail Tierra 

In a last attempt at staying on the show, she pulls the “my ex-boyfriend of five years was in and out of rehab, and he died while we were still together, because I never left him, because I’m a good person”.  And that's why she is so afraid of losing someone again y’all.  

Whatever her reasoning was behind sharing that story, it worked, because she got the rose and some kissing action.

Jackie was sent home.  The dead person card works everytime.

Best lines of the whole date were:
“If I could be someplace else, I’d be there right now.” Sean
“I get scared because I have the biggest heart” Tierra
“I loved a guy and he was in and out of rehabs.” To which Sean replies “Drug and alcohol rehab?” Oh no he broke his nose. 
“Jackie, our relationship has been slower to develop, and I know why.” Why? Off course he never says, but maybe it has something to do with the 25 other women. 

Let's do some math
 
Tierra loved someone for five years who passed away in 2009.  She’s 24.  So she was with someone unstable for all of her dating years, so now I feel bad.  

Jackie wins for most beautiful crier by far.  There are fireworks in the sky and Tierra pets her rose. This show is messed up.

Oh no, Jacquie messed her makeup, now I want to cry too.

Part Four: “I’ll make this a bad girls’ club.”

Obviously all of the women are wearing non smear lipstick or Sean would be looking like a clown by now.  

The girls finally decide they’re fed up with Tierra’s eyebrows, and they turn on her.  Hard.  Robyn isn’t an aesthetician, but she is the most frustrated of the bunch. 

Selma “You’re gonna wife that. And impregnate that?” She asked, rhetorically, referring to Sean’s romance with Tierra.  Priceless!!! 

Courtney and Vienna should make a surprise appearance and give Tierra some advice.

Daniella’s dress.  WOW, black lace dress, so pretty! Love that girl’s style!

The drama with Tierra is great, but I’m a tad bored of her.  So basically Robyn comes over with Lesley to fight her.  They forgot their boxing gloves in LA, so they will have to use their words.  But the music they play when showing Tierra, just sends chills down my bones!!!  Or maybe it’s the fact that she refers to herself in the third person. 

“If I want to go get engaged, I could easily go get engaged. There’s plenty of guys out there.” Tierra, why are you on this show???  “No matter what I do, somebody is always watching me.” Yeah, it’s National TV. “This is all repetitive drama,” Tierra says.  And Sean walks through the room. AWESOME. 

Tierra is a genius, or not.  She speaks in small words and uses her hands a lot, which usually makes someone look smart, but it's not working in her case.  She says things like she’s “such a nice girl” and appeals to Sean’s super sweet self.

Sean makes things awkward by putting Lesley on the spot about Tierra, and they show nothing else of their interaction.  Thankfully my political girl finds a way to say that Tierra is really socially awkward without actually saying that.  She’s brilliant.

Also who else noticed the whole room is a wine cellar?  Great bachelor room. 

“I just talked to Sean and that happy-go-lucky guy isn’t here right now,” Chris tells the ladies.  What?  Now all the ladies think he’s gone back to Texas and are freaking out.  LOL.  So funny. 

I’m sad to see Robyn go, maybe she can start a bad girls’ club back home.

Also as Selma said, Be scared :) 

Do you agree with Sean's decision? Leave me your comments, thoughts and follow me on twitter @marieevefast

Episode 3

So this show starts with Sean working out.  AGAIN.  Except it’s the same footage as last week.  So it’s safe to say he only worked out once during the entire season of the Bachelor and his ABS are actually just implants.

Last week

This week

1^st ONE on ONE: Lesley M.
Every successful one on one date must start with a suitcase.  It adds to the drama of whether or not the girl will be sent home with just that one bag, leaving the rest of the girls to fight over the rest of her belongings back in the house.  Well played ABC.  It also serves as a suitcase #ad.

#ad

Lesley is wearing the cutest lace dress, which still makes me wonder if Sean will send her packing since he didn’t seem to being into lace on night one.  (BCBGeneration)

Anyway, we find out Sean’s and brother in-law and dad hold a record and Lesley is super impressed.  Or maybe she's feaking being impressed.  I don't know.

 

Their date turns out to be the longest kiss on camera.  The guy from the Guinness record talks about it like some sort of "procedure".  Lesley looks really nervous.  It ends up being the most boring kiss in history of Guinness Record. Congrats!!!!  You just wasted 3 minutes and 16 seconds of my life. 

most boring kiss in history of Guinness Record

It wouldn’t be a victory without the confetti however.  Every amazing kiss ends in confetti. 

confetti

Lesley M. & Sean get a plaque, which will appear in court for custody when they breakup, during a LIVE Bachelor Special “After the Plaque”.  Stay tuned for more details.

The plaque

The notion that Desire introduced to us last week also gets reinforced on this date:
--> If a couple still holds hands after being married for a long time, they have an awesome marriage.  For a geek, you would think she would have more insight!!!

 

Before getting the date rose, Lesley must pass one last test.  Can she kiss and hold her drink at the same time, without spilling it on Sean???  If she passes the test, she gets the rose.  

What am I supposed to do with my drink???

Since she passes the test, she gets a rose.  Can she master kissing and holding a rose? 

 I guess she did, because like I said, every awesome kiss ends up with confetti. 

More confetti

Is this real life?  Oh, I guess not.

Group date:  Sean brings his group of catty women with to a sunny California beach, where they can roll around in their bikinis provided by the show, while the camera crew film and make fantastic advertisement.  #ad

He tells the girl: “Don’t break my money maker” talking about his nose.  They all laugh, thinking he’s joking, but he wasn’t. 

Money maker

Sean finally discovers that it’s not his money maker when the lady from the advertising company yells at him to take off his shirt. So he does.

But then Chris Harrison shows up and tells them: “this isn’t an ad campaign.  You are here for love.  Get a grip or go home.”

So Catherine does a push up on Sean, thinking that’s what Chris meant.  She stole that move from Emily’s season, and caught in the moment, thought it was appropriate to repeat something from the bachelor.  NEVER REPEAT something on the bachelor.  That’s unheard of.

And then the most chocking thing in bachelor history happens.  They will be divided up in teams and compete in a game of beach volleyball!!! The winning team spends the evening with Sean, while the losing team gets to spend the evening alone (with other ladies and the camera crews) at the mansion (preferably crying for good TV).  The girls are shocked.  Anyone else but me would watch the show before going on it???  

The girls paint themselves with “S” for Sean.  Or Suck Up.  It was hard to tell.

Daniella says she is so bad at volleyball.  Turns out she was right!  (but I’m much worse)

What she does possess is amazing beach hair.  Jealous.

The competition is hot and heavy.  And sandy.  Actually mostly sandy.  And long.  

Finally someone wins.  But there are so many people on this show that we still don’t have any idea who won.  We only know that Kristy lost because she will not stop crying.

It’s only most chocking to finally see who wins when the show resumes back in “Sean’s place”, which obviously is not his place.  So I think I’ve got this...  Catherine, Leslie, Daniella, Tierra, Kristy and Jackie got sent CRYING, all the way home.  But not in a limo.  In a mini van, with awesome crying shots.  Cry me an ocean.  I don’t care.

At the after party, the battle continues for the date rose, minus the sand.  Although I bet those girls are itching their heads like crazy after that beach day, trying to figure out the best strategy for the night with Sean. 

Lindsey gets the first time with Sean, and the main thing I take out of it, is poor lighting.  AGAIN people, get it together.

Sean feels so bad about that it being so dark, so his kisses her and says: “I didn’t know you had this side to you.”  And I’m so confused.  Is he talking about a dark side?  Either way, he must like dark sides, because he shows us the first HEAD/HAND grabbing of the season.  Arie is cheering.

Desire is next, she’s so confident. Sean totally digs it.  Sean: “I don’t think I’ll get tired of you.” Des: “No,  I’m fun.”  She's got this :)

Back in the mansion, Tierra has her first attempt at being funny, pretending Selma’s name is on the date card, when in fact she is not.  And this is the face Selma made:

Enough said.

Amanda declares, it’s: “this is not a sprint, it’s a marathon.  I’m a light airy person.”  I think maybe she was edited to be dark.  Serious, can anyone who wears a yellow dress be dark??  Are the girls right?  Time will tell.

Kacie has the best outfit!!  Love that skirt and shirt (from urban behavior!!!!).  

However, seams like she has not found a job yet, other than “ben’s season”

With a job like that, she decides to be selfish and play games with Sean!!  So she will tell on the girls who are bringing drama (and not really), thinking Sean will not find that attractive.  Well if Sean will not find drama attractive, why is she being dramatic?  I think that’s where I got completely lost in the strategy, that wasn’t even a strategy at all.  But this is kindda what they said: “Kacie B.:  “I feel like I’ve got punched in the face.” (I don’t know how how she got that’s a punch in the face, maybe during the volleyball game???)  Sorry Kacie, I do love you, but no one is punching you.  You are being the reporter of bad news.  And Sean responded:  “I want Kacie back, not like this crazy person that I’m seeing.”  OH no he didn’t.

Anyway, since Lindsay is cute and had poor lighting during her one on one, he gives her the rose.   

We’re not sure if Robyn and Taryn ever made it to the party that night.  They were later on spotted back at the mansion so we assume all is well with them. 

2^nd One on One date:  AshLee & Selma (or not Selma) and my heart breaks.  My achy achy heart. That was a cruel joke.  Thankfully there is another #ad for bags (actually 2) so that I have something else to be mad at besides Tierra. 

This is also when I thought I saw Ella Nolan in the background, the girl they used to dub AshLee’s voice since she is actually mute.

But then Jeff the mask comes out from behind a pillar and scares Tierra so bad that she comes tumbling down a whole stair.  But the reason she cannot speak after this event, is because when she opened her eyes, she was faced with a giant bear.  Or was that Elan (Bachelor Producer)???

So Sean comes around, takes a look at her and says: “As a guy who’s had several concussions, I’m thinking, we need to get her to a hospital.”  And no one is worried that the guy who’s had SEVERAL concussions is calling the shots here?

And the plot thickens, as I shed a tear missing Ames while looking at an ambulance.

AshLee is not impressed at Jeff the mask at this point because he is costing her some serious time. This is for real her angry face:

Tierra is freaking out, realizing that all she’s wearing is a fishing net, so she refuses medical treatment.   

Catherine, who has had fantastic quotes so far, says “Maybe Sean is her magic potion.”  For some reason the women are getting suspicious, that maybe this was staged, but I just think maybe she doesn’t have any medical insurance?

But turns out that concussion do get you some butt grabbing by no other than Sean.  At this point Tierra is totally #winning. 

And AshLee turns into a worse version of whinny than my 3 year old.  NOT sexy. 

Back to the date, Sean says: “I want to see if she has some kid into her.”  What?  He wants a pregnant bachelorette???

When the couple finally heads to Six Flags Magic Mountain, where AshLee’s hair is in for the test of her life.  First convertible car ride and then the amusement park!!! 

I was so pumped when Sean revealed that he had offered to share the date with the 2 girls who suffer from a chronic illness - Emilie and Brianna from the Starlight Foundation's Starbright World program (a closed social network for seriously ill teens and their siblings).  The 2 girls became best of friends and get to see each other in person for the very first time on national TV!  Brianna (17) and Emilie (20) met on September 2011. They instantly bonded over a share love of pop culture, rollercoasters and of course their experience living with mitochondrial disease, (a failure of the mitochondria, which can lead to muscle weakness, visual problems, organ disease,  respiratory disorders, and neurological problems).

How cool is that???  This is another reason why I love this show :)  You can check them out here: http://www.starbrightworld.org/default_login.aspx?ReturnURL=%2fhome.aspx

AshLee wears a cute dress, a bit short for the date, but I’m assuming she had no idea what the date was and the producer thought this was gold TV so they didn’t tell her.  Smart move.

After the day of fun in the park, Sean has another surprise: a private concert by his favorite country group, ELI YOUNG BAND, an American country music band (Mike Eli (vocals, guitar), James Young (guitar), Jon Jones (bass guitar), and Chris Thompson (drums)). You can check them out here.  Or don’t.  http://www.eliyoungband.com/  I probably won’t.

So they are dancing, and we go to commercial to Chris Harrison’s voice saying: “if you know a Bachelor” and I’m giddy over the fact that it strangely looks like Chris H himself. 

Back from commercial, it turns out AshLee is so endearing (not my words)!!!  She wants to adopt.  She was adopted.  I’ll adopt her. Can I do that?  I guess not.  But I would.  She could organize my house.  Wait!!!  Is Sean crying?  Fine, you can have her Sean.  I won’t take her away.

After their emotional chat and her getting the rose because by that point Sean is mortified he cried yet again on national TV, turns out the band was just waiting around for them to be done so they could dance some more.  What???

And all that gushy talk makes AshLee cry too.

Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, Sean tries to beat the record for saying “y’all” on screen during a 1 minute segment.  Unfortunately the jury was missing, so he didn’t get a second plaque, but I’m confident he won.

Trying not to get ripped to pieces crazy hyenas chasing him he decides to bring Sarah’s dog (Leo) in the house to help him fight off the ladies.  Sarah freaks out thinking she’s going home, but we all know limos are not for going home.  Only to bring in puppies.

But soon Leo gets tired of the ladies and resumes playing with his ball, so Sean is left alone with the hyenas.   

Desiree’s hair was super cute, even if she didn’t get much time to chat with Sean, he’s totally into her.   

Lesley M. Was rocking the chunky necklace and I’m falling more in love with her every second. 

He off course has to talk to Kacie, because that dress is just plain strange.  So he bends over to check out the scubbadiving suit, only to realize that it’s a dress.

Things are supper awkward after that and Selma shows up in an freaking cute dress...
 

So Sean runs out to get Chris Harrison to announce that it’s rose ceremony time.  

But first, he has to “talk to Kacie”, refusing to send her home with her thinking he was trying to look under her dress.  After their chat, he sends her home.  Not in a limo.  Those are for puppies. In a minivan.  Obviously she was expecting a boat.  What a dive.  #scubadiving

But the biggest take down of the night belongs to Tierra.  Just saying.  

Catherine looked so pretty.  She always does!  WOW

There was something also in the way that Sean said “Selma” that was so sexy.  Yipee!

My favorite was Amanda, simply because her tag was showing...  And no one told her???

These ladies got roses:
Amanda, 26, fit model, Newport Beach, California
AshLee F., 32, personal organizer, Houston, Texas
Catherine, 26, graphic designer, Seattle, Washington
Daniella, 24, commercial casting associate, San Francisco, California
Desiree, 26, bridal stylist, Los Angeles, California
Jackie, 25, cosmetics consultant, Boynton Beach, Florida
Kacie B., 25, administrative assistant, Clarksville, Tennessee
Lesley M., 25, political consultant, Washington, D.C.
Leslie H., 29, poker dealer, Los Angeles, California
Lindsay, 24, substitute teacher, Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri
Robyn, 24, oil field account manager, Houston, Texas
Sarah, 26, advertising executive, Los Angeles, California
Selma, 29, real estate developer, San Diego, California
Tierra, 24, leasing consultant, Denver, Colorado

These ladies were sent packing: 

Taryn, 30, heath club manager, Troutdale, Oregon – with a horrible dress went home, saying: “I don’t think I’m sweet enough for him.”  Maybe he never called you honey, but that definitely wasn’t the issue I’m sure.

Kristy, 25, model, Darien, Wisconsin – “I hope my chance will come some day.”  Actually it did.  You got your contract no??

So Sean closes it off by saying: “Now I feel like a pimp”.  Only now???

MOST CHOCKING: Turns out the: “I can’t believe they did this to me” voice from Tierra belonged to next week episode after all, unlike the previews showing us that voice with her falling down the stairs.  Nice trick ABC.