Episode 6 – Hello Coldnada

"I love Canada," says Sean, when we first see him staring into the distance, having a chat with the bears and deer of Banff National Park.  And since we haven’t noticed, Chris Harrison hints to us (and the ladies) that this is "one of the most beautiful, most romantic places in the Canadian Rockies"! He’s not lying you guys!  I went there on my honeymoon and it is even prettier in real life.

What they are lying about is that Sean is running around by himself.  He travels with quite the team on this show, as pictured here:

The women walk around Lake Louise and comment how "it screams romance," yet we never actually hear that.  Oh and AshLee will throw up if Tierra gets a one-on-one, so I’m now really hoping she gets it, because really, AshLee needs to loosen up!

A date card arrives, and Catherine gets the first one-on-one and she “just knows today is going to be perfect”.  Maybe she didn’t foresee the blizzard or check the forecast.  Welcome to Coldnada Catherine.  But why would she says: “I’m scared as hell” in the middle of a whiteout?  Dear Catherine, hell is hot.  As in desert hot.  Please talk to Selma if you want more information.  You are in a freezing storm.  Get it together.  Go have a play date in a glacier wearing a onesie and we’ll talk later.  Yours truly, ME.

Nothing says I’m crazy about you like a Onesie

Catherine, girl, this is Canada.  I know you're from Seattle, but please wear something warmer next time so you are not stuck wearing a stupid onsie.  And don’t stay in one spot as you await your date.  I now feel like I should have written these girls memo cards: “When in Canada 101”.

Luckily, before she can freeze, Sean arrives in a snow bus and I want to tell everyone that yes, this is how every Canadian travels because we don’t care about good gas mileage.  We love our cool buses and red onesies.  Catherine mistakes that for a "rugged" look.  Sorry to disappoint, but Wikipedia agrees with me on this one: ONESIE = infant bodysuit.  Not rugged.  

Sean drives the bus around for awhile looking for the perfect glacier, squeaks some seats, bounce his date up and down, and they both whisper sweet nothing into a microphone.  It sounds sexier in writing.  

They then attempt to sled on a flat surface and go figure, it kindda doesn’t work like that.  So Sean has to pull Catherine around as she "never gets cold when she is with him".  Were they ever in another cold situation?  

Sean's super red face & ears makes my mommy brain almost explode as I start yelling uncontrollably: “WHERE IS YOUR TUQUE YOU STUPID AMERICAN BOY” 

They finally change out of their onesies, and Catherine again forgets to put on a coat.  I feel like “When in Canada 101” would be a fantastic book by now.

They ride in a carriage to a real-life ice castle, made by the show for them.  This is one of the coolest (cool, get it?) thing I’ve seen on this show.  It had roses frozen in some pillars, beautiful hanging ice cubes all over the place.  It was so pretty!!!!!  Completed with a non-ice couch but that would have been funny!!!  And a fire.

"It just clicks with you," says Sean, for not apparent reason.  If things click in a onesie, you know it was meant to be.  This was Cat’s cue to share something really dramatic about her that got her casted on the show.  Call me COLD, but this is how this show works.  Catherine shared about seeing a girl get crushed by a tree when she was 12 at summer camp.  Talk about traumatizing thing to have happen to a 12 year old, although I don’t know how that experience means her biggest goal in life is "to be in love and have a family." Anybody else missed that connection?  Maybe the cold is just getting to their brains by now.

Sean wants to make sure Catherine feels special, like REALLY special y’all.  And the way to make a girl feel special is to give her a rose.  Just like all the other special girls in his life.  How special.  "Catherine has melted my heart," says Sean.  You heard it right.  I mean Élan Gale; you are outdoing yourself with those lines this season.Follow him if you don't already @theyearofelan

Getting Hypothermia Is Pretty Tierrable (I just can’t help it y’all)

In this date, Tierra gets carted off to the hospital (drink!).  But first things first (I’m getting too excited about this part).  Tierra, Sarah, AshLee, Selma, Lindsay, Lesley and Daniella get invited to "bare their souls."  Daniella is SO confused because she hasn't gotten a one-on-one yet and everyone else pretty much has except for Tierra’s 2 on 1.  I'm pretty confused too!  Girl, I'll date you.  Wait, I'm not even gay.  But she’s willing to BEAR it all in Canada.  (spelling done on purpose y’all).  I’m mostly confused because Sean hopes that he left all the "drama" behind last week, but he brought Tierra’s eyebrows along to Canada.  I don’t know what he’s thinking, but that gets a rise out of my eyebrows.

The group of girls (I don’t like calling them “ladies”) jumps into canoes and GO GIRL GO Lesley snags the spot in Sean's boat, which let’s be clear here!  That would have been my spot too.  I don’t like canoeing, and I cannot figure it out for the life of me.  Let the man do the stirring...  and paddling!  Might as well take a leisurely ride across the lake.  

Ok let’s focus on Sarah who still has only one arm at this point in the show.  Eeeek this is getting annoying.  I loved how she owned up to the canoeing like a champ.  Much better than I would have with 2 arms.  I really HATE canoeing.  Sean wants Lesley to let him "be the man," and I’m like why is Selma not in his boat?  Instead she’s doing voodoo in the next canoe, hoping to send sharks to eat Lesley & well...  Just Lesley I guess. 

Once they get to their destination, they are frozen like little icicles y’all because no one is dressed appropriately.  Where are the onesies?  No fire & s'mores for Tierrable, she gets a time out and no dessert. 

Sean wants to "embrace the Canadian bears" and do the Polar Bear Plunge -- a.k.a. You are an idiot, submerging yourself in around 0 degree water (almost-freezing) in a bikini.  I’m saying IDIOT lightly, because I have a confession.  I have done this 3 times, and never got a man out of the deal.  

Lindsay is excited because she’s outdoorsy.  This has nothing to do with being outdoorsy, and everything to do with being ballsy.  And we know she has balls y’all.  But Selma is from the desert and she’s keeping it real by not being pressured to do something she doesn’t feel like doing for a man.  I respect that woman so much!  Bless this Iraqi goddess & her hotness.  May the cold never touch her perfect skin.  Sean tries to convince her by saying “this is a once in a lifetime opportunity” and the sun goddess ain’t buying it.  She can come back to Canada later and do this with me, anytime.  For real.  Or we can just go shopping.

All the girls (minus my BFF Selma) get changed, put on their white robes and fuzzies booties, and play peek-a-boo with the curtains. 

They finally come out when they were hoping to see shirtless Sean.   Patience girls.

Lesley grabs his hand and heads the pack off to their obvious peril.   

It’s awesome.  And chaotic.  And you cannot feel your body.  It’s like a trance.  The girls, whom I’m now calling ladies because they have balls, are now feeling really awesome.  

AshLee needs 2 people to help her with her boots.  First Selma.  Then she takes them off so that Sean can help her too.

All is well except for Miss Drama a.k.a. Tierra.  She starts acting loopier than usual and floppy.  As in floppier than usual.  

And Sean feels more "helpless" than usual too because he’s only a professional in concussions.  So he stands by and let the EMTs take over.  They have no clue what to do either, because they are in some breezy tent and wrapping her in some orange paper to warm her up.  It ain’t working so they have to carry her in a vehicle, and then inside.

The images that followed gave me nightmares.  I felt like we were watching an exorcism

Tierra's first hypothermia-tierrably-loopy words are "I missed time with him".  Well now, at least you got some coffee and didn’t die.  

This coffee is Tierrable

And now you have your own private maid-servant who’s giving you junk food, drying your hair and wiping the mascara off your droopy face, while the other women (minus Selma) are having a party about how “incredible” the day was and showing no concern for Tierra.  That’s tierrable.

Sean who’s totally wearing shorts goes to visit the hypothermia girl.  Now that’s a “in your face” bold move from Sean’s stylist.  Tierra is in bed and quickly puts her oxygen back in because she hates him seeing her like that. PELEASE.

She “jokes” that he "better marry her" now and America swallows.  HARD.  Sean: “Hey, Tierra, maybe you should skip out on the night time part of the date so that you can recuperate” and so I can recuperate too from you throwing the “marry” word out.

Hypothermia isn’t always a Tierrable thing

So the ladies are STOKED that Tierra will not be dramaying their night.  Lesley who loves love is happy she was holding Sean’s hand to jump into the lake because that’s what love is all about.  Holding hands and freezing lakes.

Sarah takes the most major plunge of the night by “introducing” Sean to her family through photos.  His brain starts to lack oxygen and having hypothermia. 

Tierra is RE-doing her makeup and hopefully choosing waterproof this time.  I mean seriously right???  She’s limping and crouching or mostly flopping (still), because her toes are frozen from hypothermia.  Oy.  Sounds like a good idea to wear heels.

Lesley: "Everybody watch your back, we have a Tierra-rist on our hands" by far the BEST quote of this season.  I love you Lesley, please be my BFF.

Lindsay kindly suggests Tierra should "run down the stairs, jump in an ice bucket of water and try to be nice."  Sadly that doesn’t seem to cool off the Tierrable fire.

Sean pulls Tierra aside so he can hear her complain about her injuries a little bit more.  "Please tell me more. I’m so interested" said Sean - NEVER.

Lindsay interrupts to make out with Sean, because they never really talk. 

Lesley gets the rose for best quote of the night since Sean finally saw the hilarious side to this girl.  Obviously Tierra thinks she should have another pity rose. 

You are sweet so I’ll dump you

After a cold shower, err bath in Lake Louise, Sean realizes that he doesn't see a "forever" with Sarah, because she's so "sweet".  Only villains have a shot on this show.  So he goes back to the ladies' room and says he wants to talk to her.  He feels like he's been trying to force it with her, EEK, not something a woman wants to hear, especially after kissing the man.  He doesn't want her to wait around two more days for a rose ceremony and enjoy Lake Louise.  Sorry Sarah, say good bye to Coldnada.  

What I don’t get, is why he wasn’t straight up with her?  I feel like he DID have a connection their first date, but ended up having stronger connections along the way with the other women.  Instead, he tells her he’s forcing it?  Poor girl!  Now’s she so sad and I know many people want to see her as the next "Bachelorette”.  I feel bad for her, but I think she’s too sweet to be put through that again.  Just my thoughts.

Canada teepees is the way to do it Eh

Desiree snags the second one-on-one date like it’s hot (yet it’s cold).  It was HIGH time we got to see this girl again.  Oh, talking about HIGH let me tread carefully here: a hike ... and then repelling down a 400 foot cliff for a picnic.  Des, my best friend in another life, is highly scared and hopes she doesn't die.  Fortunately for us the producers rescue her and she can now turn the whole adventure into a terrible metaphor. "Repelling down the mountain was seriously like a relationship," she says. After taking "risks" and "conquering" challenges and "opening her heart," Des hit rock bottom, err, the bottom which is made of rocks. 

They then have a picnic in a meadow which is never complete without climbing trees and making out from high places.

Somehow they fall out of the tree into a teepee, and again somehow Sean has changed into a sweater Americans obviously think looks Canadian.  Des sees his vulnerable side so she decides to open up and share that she grew up kindda poor and lived in a trailer park, tents and small apartments for much of her childhood.  I now know why I feel like we are best friends from another life!!! Our trailers must have been in the same trailer park at some point and I wish I was being sarcastic (which I usually am).

Where you grow up doesn’t matter if you have amazing parents and a dwelling full of love.  Seriously though!  As a kid it’s hard, but you are mostly oblivious to it when all you have around you is support.  I think she is luckier than many rich kids.  Sean must agree because he gives her the rose!   

Then Desiree's producer tells her to say: "I opened up about spending some of my life living in a tent and here I am, falling in love in a teepee."  Oy.

Canadians like to drink too eh

 
The cocktail party is pretty straight forward.  Tierra is pissed about tierrable things.  Selma cranks the heat one notch by showing everyone some crazy cleavage, which isn’t what she cannot do on TV.  Oh no.  That’s ok.  She just can’t kiss.  But she does anyway.  

Lindsay and Sean try to talk instead of making out but her plan fails and they just make out.

AshLee tries to "relinquish control" and gives Sean a scarf to blindfold her and take the "lead" with her.  So he’s like: “sweet, but where are the hand-cuffs?”.  As strange as this was, AshLee feels like this was somehow amazing.  To each it’s own.  "I moved the mountain and Sean stood on the other side," she says.   Did I miss something???

Farewell Ladies

Catherine, Desiree and Lesley already have roses and Lindsay, AshLee and Tierra get one at the rose ceremony. 

Going home: Selma, Daniella

WHAT?????????????  You cannot send 2 of my favorites in one night.  COMON!  Sean had Selma kiss him and sends her home to her shame?  To get grounded by her family??  And get cut off from TV for weeks???  WOW.  That was LOWE.

Daniella my dear I’m rooting for you on Bachelor Pad 4.  You rock my world.  It was Tierrable you had to go home :( 

Sean says these six women are the ones for him.  GREEDY man. 

COMING UP: St. Croix
 

HOT.  Tropics!  Finally a nice trip.  Wait.  Did Selma get voted off because she gets puffy in the heat???  It now makes sense.

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Episode 4

By now I’m having some serious (Asheley P.) 50 shades of withdrawals and I am tempted to threaten Mike Fleiss of scrapping the show all together until she is casted on Bachelor Pad 4 or makes a return on this season.  Let’s be real, she was by far the funniest and I could have used her drama for entertainment purposes a little longer.

Episode 4 is fun anyway, because it usually means one of the girls on 1 on 1 date is going home!!!  So the tension is up and it’s really entertaining to watch the girls squirm as well as watching the Bachelor do his first official dumping a girl speech and realizing, (usually leaning over a baluster), how “real” this is all starting to feel.  I’m telling you, this always happens week 4.

The previews for this week were hilarious! My highlight was: Tierra saying “I just want the heat to be off me”, the next shot was this.  HAHAHA.  Well played #abc

And then the producers surprised me with not showing the same “Sean working out” footage again.  Instead they show us that Sean prefers boxers to briefs.

One-on-One Date With Selma Alameri

The girls are sitting around, waiting to see who's getting dates this week...  Normal right?  WRONG.

Love Amanda's tunic, Selma looks happy, but why is AshLee wearing boots?  Isn't this summer???  Isn't there an entire collection of summer footwear out there???

Anyway, so Persian beauty Selma snatches that first date like it’s hot.  As in desert hot.  And it’s just that, a date in the desert.  And no, he didn’t take her to an Iraqi desert.  But he did take the Iraqi to the desert.  Are you still with me?

So she wants to take it to the next level, and the next level, and the next level and then have babies.  So that’s how babies are made y’all.

And she gets really excited about the date!  Or was it the babies???

The thing is, I know this wasn’t shot before the date, because her bra isn’t matching with the rest of the date.  It’s in the details people.

Selma says she feels puffy.  Maybe it’s that time of the month, because she keeps saying how she doesn’t do well in the heat and I can’t figure out why else she would say that.  Since she’s so “puffy”, she opts to stay in her yoga pants, which are still a step up from her last week’s green sweatpants. (sorry Selma)

Sean picks her up in a limo and takes her to a private jet where obviously a red carpet awaits them.  Because this is the Bachelor, and neither of them act overly surprise.  But this cannot be a fancy date because the outfit just doesn’t match.  And the producers would never let that happen.  So I’m waiting for the story to “unroll” just like a carpet. 

So the cuddly lovebirds fly to Joshue Tree.  And on the flight she apparently falls asleep with her head on Sean’s chest, which makes me believe even more his ABS are implants and ridiculously comfy.   

Sean says: “I’ll be interested in seeing her face when she realises this date is not glamorous.”  And I wish I was making this up, but this is the face she made, RIGHT after those words.

Count on Sean to always make some good points: Don’t take a girl on a rock climbing date that you cannot carry up the hills.  So it really makes sense that he would take 5’1, 110 pounds Selma to participate in this oh so “daring” rock climbing experience.  This could have been a rocky date.  But thankfully Selma is a solid girl, kindda rock solid, and well light... and she does really well.  And things can only go UP from there.  She will not be the butt of any jokes this season.

Yes Sean.  #winning  You are really BEHIND her.  Always.

Off course Selma kills it, climbed faster than Sean and totally rocked this date.  They are totally sitting on top of the world after that.

The magical day ends at “hipster-chic trailer park.”   Hello, Bachelor Pad 3 flashbacks. A.k.a. Blakeley & Tony anyone?  But we know those 2 hit rock bottom, so that sucks rocks y'all.  

Will there be an overnight date card on this date???  Because there is a random bed in the middle of the trailer court and that's when Selma starts sweating... Because there can be no display of affection in Selma’s culture.  This is gonna be a tough one.  I bet you anything Selma got grounded as soon as she got home from filming.

And as soon as they get to bed, Selma is sweatting so bad and really feeling the heat now.  So she asks: “do my arm pits smell ok???”

Between the retro trailers, lights and the starry night, this date is so cute and kindda hot.  Seriously, I feel bad for Selma, being in her position cannot be easy.  Her arm must be getting tired too.

She wanted to kiss Sean, but she has too much respect for her mom.  Which is something I can really appreciate.  And the no-kissing thing made the relationship more exciting I think, almost hotter.  And now I'm puffy too.  You want to keep the guy interested and have something to look forward to besides water retention.  But it’s not like Selma doesn’t have anything else going for her.  She does retain water in all the right places, and she’s got spunk & personality on top of being so beautiful.  

Also congrats to the #Bachelor cameramen who failed at shooting the Selma-in-Sean's-chest-all-night situation.  That was an epic fail. 
 

But I don’t care.  I love these 2 together.  Favorite so far!

Group Date: Who can roll with the punches?

The date starts with Sean taking eight girls to a roller rink in “a gritty warehouse”.  He was definitely on a roll.  And it’s definitely better than Lindsay’s idea of a giant hamster ball and rolling down a hill.  Or was it???

The girls are told they will compete in a roller derby competition (which is obviously the best way to win a man). I like these competitive dates, because you can usually see the true colors coming out.  Mostly black and pink.  Plus I wanted to see who would compete, who would complain about the ridiculous outfits (Jackie), and who would love the physicality of roller derby (Amanda).  

But as soon as the girls put on their skates, we all realize this is going to be a joke.  The practice proved that no one could roller skate, even Amanda who lies that she has done this before (which was completely hilarious).  I like this sassy side of her, and I wish Sean could have seen that side more, but it FELL flat. 

Robyn does the split, thinking this is gymnastic class, but then someone tells her that it’s a competition to see who can win Sean. #winning

She totally misinterpret that as it’s time to get sexy.  I don’t blame her, there are a lot of polls in this date, so she obviously thought it was a strip club and she rolls with it.

Amanda wonders what is the point of going on a date to loose, because that’s no fun and I think she might be unto something here.  I guess I missed the part where there was a prize though.  She’s a smart girl that one and she doesn’t miss a thing so I'm putting my trust in her.  Except obviously she didn’t see these sings:

Because then this will happen:

And then it happened

At least she got her prize:

Catherine is still MIA, no one really knows if she made it to the roller rink.  Maybe Tierra is holding her hostage somewhere because she was nowhere to be seen.  

Tierra is excited to sucker punch some of the girls.  She gets the meanz look y'all.

Sarah Herron gets emotional about a big hurdle.  And I’m thinking...  Not really.  Just one flat floor.  But seriously, for some reason it’s kindda annoying me that she is on this date, because I’m sure the producers would have known that skating would be hard for Sarah.  They were on purpose setting her up and I find that icky.  So it’s annoying because ONCE AGAIN they are focusing on what she doesn’t have, or doesn’t do well when she has so much to offer!!! 

But everyone, especially Sean, was really sensitive to her.   This is one of the best moves to pull on Sean because he will FALL for it every time.

Seriously tho, he would make a great therapist. Look who’s winning now Amanda?  Sarah, because she gets extra time with the actual prize.

It was nice to see her get so much support from the other girls too.  The rose should have gone to AshLee, who has the biggest heart I’ve seen on the show besides maybe Tenley (Jake's season), when she tries to convince Sarah to do the derby.  She’s definitely there to make friends. 

Evening: 

AshLee looks glowy.  For real people.  Or was that just shinny?  Either way!

Catherine has a cute white dress and she totes shutters at the mention of Tierra! LOL

 

Sarah is sporting her free bracelet she got from the show.  Nice move.  (the gold arrow thing)
 

But honestly, all that was really boring until Tierra started having a breakdown.  It caught me off guard and made me laugh when she said she didn’t want a sympathy rose, pointing fingers at the other girls like Sarah or Amanda who possibly would be.   (actually apparently in the unedited version, she did name Sarah & Amanda going for the pity rose)

Talking about Amanda, she looked Amandazing when she came back from the hospital, milking the injury for all it’s worth.  But what girl doesn’t do that?  Sadly for her, Sean kissed it better before she gets to tell him that actually they took out her tonsils too.  Amanda officially cracks me up. 

So unto the drama, apparently Tierra doesn’t like the environment.  Maybe she’s getting puffy like Selma.  Can she leave?  Sure, why does she need permission???  She's probably the girl who still calls her parents before going out.  But Tierra, we are the ones who can’t take all the fakeness girl.  We can’t be tortured like this.  I want to go and cry to Sean right now too.  Because if she goes home, the show will not be the same.  It will be kindda normal.  And no one watches for normal.  We watch for the cray cray, for the love of tierras.  

So Robyn is totally letting the plague of Tierra get to her, just like the rest of the viewers.  We are itchy with it.  And Sean is oblivious.  Precious!  

The girls get fed up, and decide it's time to start dancing the Macarena to lighten the mood.

Meanwhile, Sean is having a cute chat with Lindsay, but we can’t really focus cuz we are so tense about the drama happening with Tierra, and entertained by the dance party.  Will she leave?  Will she stay??  #limbo

When Sean & Lindsay decide to go for a little dip, I picture Tierra jumping in the hot tub with them and asking for time with Sean NOW.  Maybe the environment was getting to everyone.  

Anyway,  Lindsay walks out of the room and keeps running towards the hot tub.  But Sean sees the ghost lurking in the shadow, errr, I mean Tierra in a fetal position singing herself a lullaby.  She’s crying & crouching, because she can’t find her pants

If that’s not a creepy way to approach a man, then I don’t know what is.  But it’s like Sean has been reading my thoughts, because he totally loves on her and walks away to get her a rose.  And this is the face she makes.  #winning

However, the award of the best face goes to Lindsay!!!  This is the face she makes when she realizes Sean is going to give the rose to Tierra:

And what’s with the bad lighting???  Ugh!

One-on-One Date with Leslie Hughes

Sean takes Leslie Hughes on a Pretty Woman-themed date, and it’s her favorite movie.  Oh.  Was Leslie a hooker before coming on the show? #pokerdealer  Maybe that’s why she’s so excited about those diamonds.  And Sean talks about them as if he is the one who actually gave her the earrings himself.  Which off course he didn’t.  

The only real part of the date I saw was right at the beginning when Leslie grabbed her OWN water, as if she was on a real date.  

But next thing you know, she apparently leaves the house without it.  Fake much?

YAWN.  So this is the same date as Shawntel, but at least she ended up with cute clothes & had chemistry with her bachelor.  Actually this is more like Natalie & Jason’s date.  Do they always pick the least girly girls to go on this date???  Holy Molly Batman.  Picking out a dress, shoes, a handbag,... Leslie is so awkward with all this attention, but also really appreciative.  There is just no flow to this date, it’s too crisp, unlike that crimpled dress.  Winner Winner Chicken Diner.  "Oh la la"

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(taken from http://prblonde.com/bachelor-17-episode-4-a-derby-daze/)

Before I can ponder on this more, Neil comes out of nowhere.  I’m relieve he gives her more jewelry, because the connection is totally lacking and I’m completely bored.  The only sparks flying are sparkles from the bejewels at this point.

And the dress is a big puffy thing with a bow, almost as to guarantee that there will be no physical contact.

They actually pulled up in front of the Regency Beverly Wilshire hotel where Pretty Woman was shot. Leslie says she felt like she was really just “a tan Julia Roberts.”  First time I crack a smile on this date.  

The evening is full of awkward talk like: “The earrings are totally yours.  So when you go home, you can keep them.  Either way, this is your chance.  Open up and get a ring.  Or don’t and go home with just the earrings.”  Leslie has everything, but the connection.  The romantic didn’t click.  Wait.  What does that mean??  

So Sean ends up saying to her: “And to hear you open up I couldn’t allow you to keep on babbling so I had to pick up this rose, and not give it to you.  I’m sorry, mostly because the food looked good, and I was really looking forward to the concert.  Now I’ll have to attend alone, with the necklace.  And this rose.  Because I didn’t feel that click.”

“Sorry...but...can I uh...have the necklace back before you leave?  Neil will kill me if you don’t”

Ben Taylor came for nothing. 

And what a waste of a good rose

Since it fell SLOW motion, I wish Leslie had run back slow motion to catch it.

At least now that she is gone, Sean can eat his dinner.  Winner-Winner Chicken Diner.

And yet Leslie, you should feel really rejected.  Sean just said you weren't a "good fit", yet THAT'S WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING. (health club owner)

The guy grabbing the luggage :)

Can he be on Bachelor Pad?

ALSO, For the record it was already 50/50 whether she was going home tonight Amanda!

Tierra can't take it, so she is eating her emotions off of china plate: 

Rose Ceremony
 

Sean is trying to beat his “y’all” record in one minute again, but it doesn’t come close to last week.  So instead he throws around the word “genuine” as if people normally talk like that.  

In his chat with AsheLee, he says he can’t keep his eyes off her and that’s seeing a lot.  I mean saying.

Robyn goes for the chocolate kiss.  That was more painful pick up line than Amanda’s face plant.  He wanted to go for the real deal, but she made him kiss her.  Poor Sean.  He’s still dreaming of that chocolate.

Tierra pulls Robyn & Jackie aside.  She’s trying to apologize I think, because she says: “I want to apologize”.  Although usually an apology is when you say what you did wrong and say that you are sorry about that.  But what happens her, is her saying : “your bad for not liking me”.  And now I’m really confused.  Why does no one like her anyway?  What has she really ever done?  Except for falling on her head.  But we can’t hate her for this. Nothing like an apology where you lay the blame on other people.

We don’t like the “winning” references, however.  Maybe she thinks she is on Bachelor Pad 4 already.  But she really ROSE to the occasion this week.  What was this fight all about anyway?  Tierra said that Robyn singled her out just to get a rise out of her eyebrow?

No one's ever talked so much about being comfortable with each other while having an uncomfortable moment so I’m glad when they seem to be happy with the apology.   Because Tierra is not going to let someone bash a hammer over her head. Not when there are perfectly good stairs to fall down.

Tierra’s talk with Sean and says: “I hate drama, but girls have a hard time accepting me for who I am.” And HER own “girls” almost fall out of her dress.  

(WOW, that was almost crazy bachelor drama there)

She also says: “keeping my eyes on the prize” and Sean totally agree while staring at her boobs.

Translation for Sean: if a girl has to say she hates drama..it means she loves it and is always involved in it.

I feel if Tierra really had Target on her back everyone would love her more, because it would take the attention away from everyone hating on her forhead.

I’m smart.  I’m ahead of everybody.  Because in life I get what I want.  Except this isn’t life.  This is the bachelor.  And good girls go home.  And villains win.  So I guess you have a great chance at getting what you want Tierra.  #winning

Anyone else feels like Tierra and Amanda are the Courtney & Casey?  Things are not looking up for Amanda then.

I also love those controversial cocktail party statements like "I think everyone who doesn't have a rose is nervous".

Catherine rises above and doesn’t focus on the drama.  Sean is so attracted to Catherine.  So they run away from the girls so they can make out.  Because they never waste time.  This is much better than a kiss on paper!

This was in Sean’s blog and it was too cute to not share:  "She told me she wanted to kiss me but couldn't while the other girls were in sight. She was so nervous that she buried her head in my chest and wouldn't look up.  After a few seconds I told her, 'It's okay to look up,' and then we had our first kiss. What you didn't see was her excitement after.  She was giddy and suggested that we frolic – definitely the first time I received that request, so I obliged. We skipped around the driveway.”  Frolic?  Haha.

So Chris H announces it’s time for the getting rid of one more girl, errr, rose ceremony.

Before begening to hand out roses, Sean says: “I think I’ll find the lady who’s for me, and I think she’s here.  Could someone find her?”

You could definitely sense there were fewer girls in the room.  Also, you could just count. #bachelorquote

Chris Harrison:  If you don’t hear your name called out, you totally need to leave as soon as possible, because we’re done with you.  Thank you.

Leslie looks so HOT with those lips. 

Sean eliminates Amanda at the rose ceremony.  And I think her lips got one shade darker.  Or was that from falling on her face.  Anyway, now I get what were those “dark cloud” comments all about.

Jackie the makeup artist is giggling because she told Amanda to wear that wine color lipstick and it got her sent home. 

Amanda feels rejected, because it’s hard not to get a rose and she wasn’t expecting it.  Heart break is a difficult emotion.  It’s gonna be hard to get over Sean and she feels stupid.  This show really really messes with girls!!!

But I'm already giggling because of the closing scene: 

Buckle up sweetheart.  We’re about to stall.  7 times.  And kill my manhood.

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